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  Three, one to do it and two to argue about whether that was the way Bill Monroe would have done it....
• How many archaeologists does -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is....
• How many punk rockers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to do it and two to argue about who did it first....
• How many philosophers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists....
• How many WASP's -- does it take to change a lightbulb? One.
• Q: How many WASP's does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One.
• How many lexicographers -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to protest that he should have changed it to "light bulb"....
• How many police -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to direct traffic (eh?)...
• How many Asians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to go to the cash & carry....