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  Two, one to change the light-bulb and one to have an orgasm with the old one....
• How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again....
• How many WASPs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
• How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many bikers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....
• How many Belgians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it....
• How many new men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to hold the baby....