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• How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one, but the new light bulbs aren't compatible with the old sockets, so he has to buy a complete upgrade or a new light....
• How many IBM PC owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to do it, but one to check the new bulb for viruses first....
• How many Serbs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in....
• How many talk show hosts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three, one to screw in the new bulb, one to ask the old one how it feels to be replaced, and one to take questions from the audience....
• How many Israelis -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six-four to storm the room and take control of it, one to forcibly eject the old bulb, and another one to screw it in....
• How many editors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Seven. One to change the light bulb, three to protest the offense committed by the light bulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the light bulb....
• How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to check the astrology....
• How many Buffalonians -- does it take to screw a in a light bulb?
  Two-one to get the new bulb out of the snowbank, and one to screw it in....