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  Three. One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the third to shoot the witness....
• Q: How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Three. One to do it, one to watch, and the third to shoot the witness....
• How many firemen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four - one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....
• How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to change the bulb and three to share the experience....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to hold the light bulb, two to spin the ladder....
• How many poets -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one to change the bulb....
• How many philosophers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists....
• How many Asians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to go to the cash & carry....
• How many police -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to direct traffic (eh?)...