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  Four. One to change the bulb and three to share the experience....
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  Three. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the witness....
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• How many Asians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to go to the cash & carry....
• How many police -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to direct traffic (eh?)...
• How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it....