Related:

• Q: How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Eight. One to work the bulb, and seven to make sure that Microsoft gets $...
• How many Microsoft employees -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One - but Bill Gates must inspect every single bulb and socket before the operation is started....
• How many Microsoft technicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: two holding the ladder and one to screw the bulb into a faucet....
• How many data base people -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time....
• How many Japanese industrialists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three - one to make sure the new bulb is not foreign, one to change the bulb, and one to look into the export potential of the old bulb....
• How many Apple employees -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Seven. One to screw it in and six to design the tee-shirts....
• How many AOL users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Eight. One screws in the light bulb, but seven more do too, due to a software bug....
• How many sorority girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  51. One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing about the bulb being changed....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her....