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-- How many
monkeys
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do it and one to scratch his bum. (with eternal
thanks to David Cutmore for this timeless classic.)
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Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
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Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
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Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again....
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Two: One to screw in the bulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead....
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Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last light bulb was much better....