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• How many punk rockers -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: Two, one to put in the new bulb and one to eat the old one....
• How many editors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb....
• How many punk rockers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to do it and two to argue about who did it first....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many American footballers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in and the other to recover the fumble....
• How many KGB agents -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw it in and the other to check it for microphones....
• How many LA cops -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six-one to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters....
• How many folk singers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was....
• How many economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to assume the latter (a pun) and change the bulb....