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  Two: One to roll it, and one to light it up....
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• How many chickens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to do it and one to cross the road....
• How many recovering addicts -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, as long as he admits he's powerless over light bulbs....
• How many procrastinators -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One - but he has to wait until the light is better....
• How many Canadians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but he has to see an American do it first....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg....
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....