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  Only one, but if you wait until next month, Yamaha will have a new model bulb out which is much better....
• How many Canadians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but he has to see an American do it first....
• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in....
• How many Dan Quayles -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it has to be a pretty dim bulb....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many Rochester residents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Fifty one - one to screw in the bulb, and fifty to comment about how much better the bulb is than light bulbs in Buffalo....
• How many Quakers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Ten to sit around in a circle until one feels the inner light....
• How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one, but the new light bulbs aren't compatible with the old sockets, so he has to buy a complete upgrade or a new light....
• How many suburbanites -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it has to look like every other light bulb on the block....