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How Many Nitpicks -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
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-- How many
Nitpicks
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let someone else change it, then they point
out all the mistakes the bulb-changer made!
Related:
How many software testers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. We just recognized darkness, fixing it is someone else's problem....
How many Einsteins -- does it take to change a light bulb?
That depends on the speed of the changer, and the mass of the bulb....
How many Perot supporters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all just quit and go home!...
How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just assimilate the bulb.
How many Russian leaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold....
How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel....
How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....