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  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many Object Oriented programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they send it a message, and it changes itself....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  How many do you think it takes?...
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  How long have you been having this phantasy?...
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just assimilate the bulb.