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• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just assimilate the bulb.
• How many Russian leaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold....
• How many Will Rogers' -- does it take to change a dead light bulb?
  None. He never met a dead light bulb he didn't like....
• How many assholes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, assholes never see the light anyway....
• How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel....
• How many election canvassers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They'd just go round telling everyone that it's time for a change but the only way this can come about is if everyone votes for "New light bulb....
• How many Yale students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, New Haven looks better in the dark....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....