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• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists never "see the light" anyway do they?...
• How many Goths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They prefer everything all black anyway....
• How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many Will Rogers' -- does it take to change a dead light bulb?
  None. He never met a dead light bulb he didn't like....
• How many Solamnic Knights -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  It doesn't matter. They can't see over the glare of their armour anyway....
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway....