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• How many Greek gods -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• How many Dan Quayles -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it has to be a pretty dim bulb....
• How many homophobes -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  It obviously has to be done by just one. They don't screw around with other men....
• How many procrastinators -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One - but he has to wait until the light is better....
• How many Mormons -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six, one to screw it in and the other five to serve refreshments....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement....
• How many ice skaters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to screw in the bulb, one to hire a hitman to club the other skater on the knee....