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• How many recovering addicts -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One to screw it in and one to sponsor him....
• How many recovering addicts -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, as long as he admits he's powerless over light bulbs....
• How many recovering co-dependents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The recovering co-dependent detaches and tells the lightbulb to screw itself....
• How many Chinese students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Twelve: one to screw in the light bulb, one to sit in the jail, and ten to demonstrate on the streets....
• How many gorillas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
• How many rednecks -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, it only takes one person to use a hammer....
• How many Communists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out....
• How many Christian Scientists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....