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  One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first....
• How many rednecks -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, it only takes one person to use a hammer....
• How many rednecks -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to drive their home to the hardware store and one to buy the bulb and screw it in....
• How many sheep -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to follow him round while he looks for a new one....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to change the light bulb and two to say "Oh Wow!...
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder.......
• How many talk show hosts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three, one to screw in the new bulb, one to ask the old one how it feels to be replaced, and one to take questions from the audience....
• How many Microsoft technicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: two holding the ladder and one to screw the bulb into a faucet....