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• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
• How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
• How many Japanese industrialists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three - one to make sure the new bulb is not foreign, one to change the bulb, and one to look into the export potential of the old bulb....
• How many Serbs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in....
• How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to check the astrology....
• How many Lutherans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Thirteen, one to change the bulb, and a committee of twelve to talk about how they miss the old one....
• How many editors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb....