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• How many Beverly Hills residents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have a service come in and do that....
• How many real men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark....
• How many Rochester residents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Fifty one - one to screw in the bulb, and fifty to comment about how much better the bulb is than light bulbs in Buffalo....
• How many chickens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They're all far too busy crossing the road....
• How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight....
• How many liberals -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None: They can't remove the old ones since they are already part of the environment....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
• How many thought police -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There never was any light bulb....
• How many economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen....