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• How many University of Chicago Economics professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. If the bulb needed fixing the market would have done it....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
• How many economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in....
• How many supply-side economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in....
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway....
• How many New Historicists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None-historical forces will do it. The bulb-screwer is a relatively modern invention....
• How many economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to assume the latter (a pun) and change the bulb....
• How many thought police -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There never was any light bulb....
• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They would diagnose depression and prescribe benzo diazapines....