How Many SAS Programmers -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it depends upon the platform on which one stands!...
How many egotists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds onto the light bulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him....
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
That depends; what color is the bulb?...
How many Unix programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but if you forget to tell him "2>" he'll mash both the live and dead bulbs into the same socket at once....
How many Harvard/Oxford students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him....
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, once the documentation for the procedure is found in one of the 15 manuals on the shelf....
How many Apple programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but why bother? Your light socket will just be obsolete in six months anyway....
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It all depends on whether they can read the manuals or not....
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem......