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• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  They can't change light bulbs... Without light, they can't read the manual, and without the manual, they can't figure out how to change the light bulb....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  That depends; what color is the bulb?...
• How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem.
• How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It all depends on whether they can read the manuals or not....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb? Please let us know!
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well, it depends upon the platform on which one stands!...
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Zero. We have the housekeeping staff do it for us....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It can't be done yet. "Light bulb" is more than 8 characters long....