How Many SAS Programmers -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem......
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
That depends; what color is the bulb?...
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How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it depends upon the platform on which one stands!...
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero. We have the housekeeping staff do it for us....
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It all depends on whether they can read the manuals or not....
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
They can't change light bulbs... Without light, they can't read the manual, and without the manual, they can't figure out how to change the light bulb....
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb and one to make sure the stack of manuals doesn't tip over....
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, once the documentation for the procedure is found in one of the 15 manuals on the shelf....