-- How many
science fiction writers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back
in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one
sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to
reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire
room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence.
They co-existed in a parallel universe, though.
How many
rec.humor readers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
565. 1 to put in a trick bulb (say, a flash bulb), 6 to
flame the first, pointing out that this bulb is
different from the old one, 29 to counter-flame,
pointing out that the new bulb is deliberately
different, and is parodying the old one, 7 to leave the
room, citing the extreme density of the 6, 12 to demand
that this commentary be redirected to the other room, 14
to ask that the bulb be changed again, since they missed
seeing it the first time, and 496 (a bit excessive, but
it's not my joke) to climb all over each other, trying
to put the old bulb back in....
How many
data base people
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, one to
write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a
light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to
change the light bulb at the same time....
How many
uk.singles readers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Most of them. One female to notice that it had gone out and
post something about how light bulbs are so masculine to the
group, two to post in disagreeing with this, Susan Macran to
post "Bog off stumpy!...
