Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
How Many Football Managers -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
-- How many
football managers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it would only take one, but actually he doesn't change
it at all if it worked all right for him last time (lest he
gets caricatured on the back page of the gutter press.)
Related:
How many schizophreniacs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, he thinks it's five but as we all now it's only him, so......
How many people at a London Vegans meeting -- does it take to change a light bulb?
All thirty. Well, actually it's only one, but he has to wait at least half an hour while the others read out all the announcements....
How many Purdue engineering students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, and he gets three credit-hours for it....
How many NCAA basketball players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it....
How many Iraqi soldiers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He takes it back to Baghdad for safe keeping........
How many Contras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he doesn't know where it came from....
How many egotists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds onto the light bulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him....
How many managers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to actually change it....
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done....