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• Q: How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to screw it in and one to say that light started when the screwing began....
• How many Norwegians does is take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to tell a long story about it......
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many AOL users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to watch him to make sure he doesn't say 'nipple'....
• How many Klingons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit....
• How many people at an American football match -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to tip the entire contents of the ice bucket over the coach to congratulate him on a successful bulb screwing....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to change it and one to tell her she did a really good job....
• How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to do the job and three to listen to him brag about the screwing part....
• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in....