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• How many Technical Support staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "Well, we have an exact copy of your light bulb here and it seems to be working OK....
• How many programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but you can never change it back again....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford?
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....
• Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....
• How many consultants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study....
• How many university professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but once we get tenure, we don't change anymore....
• How many deaf blind people -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Depends on whether or not you can get them to notice the darkness......
• How many screenwriters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "Why do we have to change it?...