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• How many AOL users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to watch him to make sure he doesn't say 'nipple'....
• How many chickens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to do it and one to cross the road....
• How many Republicans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier....
• How many Oregonians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to do the work and 1 to hold the umbrella....
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up....
• How many Canadians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but he has to see an American do it first....
• How many Hindus -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to do the puja. Note: PUJA is a religious ceremony....