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A Little Dwarf Just Walked Around A Corner, Saw You, Threw A Little Axe At You Which Missed, Cursed, And Ran Away.
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A little dwarf just walked around a corner, saw you, threw a little
axe at you which missed, cursed, and ran away.
Related:
You saw a WHAT around the corner?!? -- Famous Last Word
You attack a little dwarf, but he dodges out of the way.
Baby Borg: The cutest little thing you ever saw...
There is a little axe lying beside the bear.
Like the time I ran away... And turned around and you were standing close to me.
-- YES (Going For The One/Awaken)...
Most fish live underwater, which is a terrible place to have sex because virtually anywhere you lie down there will be stinging crabs and large quantities of little fish staring at you with buggy little eyes.
So generally when two fish want to have sex, they swim around and around for hours, looking for someplace to go, until finally the female gets really tired and has a terrible headache, and she just dumps her eggs right on the sand and swims away....
Most fish live underwater, which is a terrible place to have sex because virtually anywhere you lie down there will be stinging crabs and large quantities of little fish staring at you with buggy little eyes.
So generally when two fish want to have sex, they swim around and around for hours, looking for someplace to go, until finally the female gets really tired and has a terrible headache, and she just dumps her eggs right on the sand and swims away....