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• Gentlemen of the jury," said the defense attorney, now beginning to warm to his summatio
  he real question here before you is, shall this beautiful young woman be forced to languish away her loveliest years in a dark prison cell?...
• Mary had a little lamb It's fleece was very red. And that was because It had a pick axe through its head.
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  -- Ansey...
• A little dwarf just walked around a corner, saw you, threw a little axe at you which missed, cursed, and ran away.
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• Careful with that axe, man.
• Real hackers use an axe!