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• How many stock brokers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out)....
• How many Dead-Heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  10,001..... One to change the light bulb and 10,000 to follow the burnt-out one!!...
• How long does it take a DEC repairman -- to change a light bulb?
  It depends on how many burnt-out light bulbs he brought with him....
• How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away....
• How many IKEA shop assistans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "Sorry, we ran out of light bulb stock. We expect it to arrive early next month....
• How many Arabs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it took three U.S. advisors to tell them that it was burnt out in the first place....
• How many developers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  The light bulb works fine on the system in my office . . ....
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.
• How many Capricorns -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  I don't waste my time with these childish jokes....