How Many University Of Washington Husky Football Fans (or Any Over-the-top Sports Fans Who Pay Way Way Too Much Attention To Minutia Surrounding "their" Team) -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many egotists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds onto the light bulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him....
How many university students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold it and one to turn him around....
How many Dario Argento fans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to film the demise of the old one in explicit gorey detail, using obscure camera angles....
How many Harvard/Oxford students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him....
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him....
How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her....
How many furfen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to climb up the ladder and change the light bulb....
How many philosophers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists....
How many maintenance programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They try to fix the old one....