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• How many white trash pickup truck driven cheap beer drinkin cable tv pirating obnoxious belchin americanos -- does it take to screw in a LIGHT BULB.
  One, but he'll be too busy touting the superiority of the soft white variety over all others....
• How many economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
• How many hookers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - they get screwed - they don't usually do the screwing....
• How many Home Secretaries -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - they merely sack someone else for letting it go out....
• How many Beverly Hills residents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have a service come in and do that....
• How many boarding school students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have their parents do it for them....
• How many male chauvinistic pigs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They have the girls do it....
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists never "see the light" anyway do they?...