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  A: 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle. One to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels....
• How many data base people -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time....
• How many folk singers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was....
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement....
• How many trainspotters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it, one to write its serial number down, and one to bring the anoraks and the flask of soup....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five. Two to write the specification program, one to screw it in, and two to explain why the project was late....
• How many programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but you can never change it back again....
• How many academics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five: One to write the grant proposal, one to do the mathematical modelling, one to type the research paper, one to submit the paper for publishing, and one to hire a student to do the work....