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• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Zen masters carry their own light....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? A tree in a golden forest.
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way....
• How many Australians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....