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Q: How Many Zen Masters Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?
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Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out
of the way.
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Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Universe spines the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way....
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way....
How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way....
How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Zen masters carry their own light....
How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. Two to fetch the wood and one to enlighten the novice....
How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? A tree in a golden forest.
How many Zen Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3. One to do it, one not to do it, and one to do both....
How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Why bother? It's just going to burn out anyway....