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• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many pro-lifers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Nine: four to block the entrance to the room, four to hold up pictures of burnt-out bulbs, and one to try and convince the person with the new bulb to let the room stay dark....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six. One to screw it in, one for support, and four to share the experience....
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement....
• How many Communists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets....
• How many Home Secretaries -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - they merely sack someone else for letting it go out....
• How many Israelis -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six-four to storm the room and take control of it, one to forcibly eject the old bulb, and another one to screw it in....
• How many Roman Catholics -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in, and another to repent....
• How many Torontonians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Fifty-one to do it and the other forty-nine to proclaim it's the greatest event in the history of creation, a truly world-class bulb screwing....