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  Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up....
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  Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in....
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  Two-one to get the new bulb out of the snowbank, and one to screw it in....
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg....
• How many Roman Catholics -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in, and another to repent....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
• How many publishers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author....