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• If your stomach disputes you, pacify it with cool thoughts. -- Satchel Paige
• Keep the juices going by jangling around gently as you move. -- Satchel Paige
• If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.
• If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.
• If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.
  -- Satchel Paige...
• You know you're getting old when you notice how young the derelicts are getting.
  -- Jeanne Phillip...
• 0022 Do you know how many days old you are? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world.
  The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else....