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• TOMB, n. The House of Indifference. Tombs are now by common consent invested with a certain sanctity
  but when they have been long tenanted it is considered no sin to break them open and rifle them, the famous Egyptologist, Dr....
• GARGOYLE, n. A rain-spout projecting from the eaves of mediaeval buildings, commonly fashioned into a grotesque caricature of some personal enemy of the architect or owner of the building.
  This was especially the case in churches and ecclesiastical structures generally, in which the gargoyles presented a perfect rogues' gallery of local heretics and controversialists....
• Woman in Hurricane Has Same Baby Three Time
• PLEBISCITE, n. A popular vote to ascertain the will of the sovereign.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• A hurricane triggered by butterfly wings ...
• Trying to reason with hurricane season.
• EJECTION, n. An approved remedy for the disease of garrulity.
  It is also much used in cases of extreme poverty. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• WORSHIP, n. Homo Creator's testimony to the sound construction and fine finish of Deus Creatus.
  A popular form of abjection, having an element of pride....
• TAIL, n. The part of an animal's spine that has transcended its natural limitations to set up an independent existence in a world of its own.
  Excepting in its foetal state, Man is without a tail, a privation of which he attests an hereditary and uneasy consciousness by the coat-skirt of the male and the train of the female, and by a marked tendency to ornament that part of his attire where the tail should be, and indubitably once was....