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Hurricanes Increase Property Value: Andrew Just Made Mine Waterfront!
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Hurricanes increase property value: Andrew just made mine waterfront!
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Remember, a smile will always increase your face value.
Science is facts. Just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts.
But a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science....
NEUTRON BOMB: An explosive device of limited military value because
as it only destroys people without destroying property, it must be used in conjunction with bombs that destroy property....
Just doing my bit to lower property value
Homer: You like parties, huh? Well, I just remembered they're having a big one down at the waterfront this weekend.
Marge: You didn't remember that. You just saw it on TV. My Sister, My Sitte...
These opinions are mine. This .signature is mine. Everything you have just read is mine.
-- DISCLAIMER...
eutron bomb, n: An explosive device of limited military value because, as it only destroys people without destroying property, it must be used in conjunction with bombs that destroy property.
Stay away from hurricanes for a while.