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I Admit, I Have A Bit Of Penis Envy. They're Ridiculous, But They're Cool. -- K.D.
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I admit, I have a bit of penis envy. They're ridiculous, but they're cool.
-- K.D. Lang
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I am Astro of Borg. Rerare ro re arrimirated.
I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Lisa: Listen, I can take care of everything. All you have to do is unshrink me.
Frink: Unshrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a *re*-bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous is makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, and....
It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and I guess it's clean.
-- Barbara Bush re: THE SIMPSONS...
I shall never ask, never refuse, never resign nor ever not run for re-election.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac...
My preferred programing language is solder, but I do the re-writes in VHDL. -- Dave Spring
Admit it! You have no idea who I am!