I Already Have A Hundred Gifts To Distribute At Christmas--my Christmas Seals Have Arrived .

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I already have a hundred gifts to distribute at Christmas--my Christmas
seals have arrived ... I wanted our street to have the prettiest Christmas
decorations in the neighborhood, so I strung colored balls from house to
house all the way down the block. And I did all the electric wiring myself.
If you'd like further information, just drive down Moorpark Street in North
Hollywood. We're the third pile of ashes from the corner.
-- Bob Hope

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