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All I Want For Christmas Is A Box Of Smurfs And A Mallet.
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All I want for Christmas is a box of Smurfs and a mallet.
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All I want for Christmas is Santa's list of naughty girl
I want Kirstie Alley for Christmas.
KHRISTMAS (Well, I had to get it into this week's, didn't I?
!) Christmas is a wonderful time of year. Just a shame the Christians seem to be trying to take control of it....
Bring me my blue soap box. I want to make a speech.
When I _want_ protecting, I'll lock _myself_ in a small box.
All I want is the truth.
Nuke the Smurf
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now! -- Quee