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I Always Prefered The Outdoor Life: Hunting, Fishing, Slaughtering A Few Of God's Creatures.
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I always prefered the outdoor life: hunting, fishing, slaughtering a few
of God's creatures.
-- Bevis the Lumberjack/Barber
Related:
I wanted to be... A *LUMBERJACK*!
You may be redneck... if you consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
I was gonna be a barber but neurosurgery pays better.
Men go shopping just as men go out fishing or hunting, to see how large a fish may be caught with the smallest hook.
-- Henry Ward Beeche...
Well, Mr. Cody, according to our questionnaire, you would probably excel in sales, advertising, slaughtering a few thousand buffalo, or market research.
-- The Far Side, by Gary Larso...
If you're witch hunting, I spell mine with a B.
I am NOT fishing just drowning WORMS!
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime. -- Jimmy Canno
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy.....
