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• Most folks they like the daytime, 'cause they like to see the shining sun.
  They're up in the morning, off and a-running till they're too tired for having fun....
• Q. Why should you always take 2 Baptists with you when you go fishing?
  A. Because if you only take 1, he'll drink all your beer!...
• It was an unfortunate lapse by an individual which has now been dealt with under internal disciplinary proceedings.
  -- The Charge of the Light Brigade excuse...
• God has always been hard on the poor.
• Baseball has been bery bery gooood to me.
• A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from Mary.
  Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a `round tuit' now has no excuse for further procrastination....