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• But... surely, your merciful Holiness... SOME should be exempt from such a draft?
  "EXEMPT?! ... Oh, all *right*. No DEAD people." -- Cerebu...
• Shit Happens' according to... Descartes: I think, so why am I in this shit?
  I shit, therefore I am....
• I am committed--or should be.
• No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness. -- Aristotle
• Practical men who believe themselves to be quite exempt from any intellectual influences, are usually the slaves of some defunct economist.
  Madmen in authority, who hear voices in the air, are distilling their frenzy from some academic scribbler of a few years back....
• I, on the other hand, am a well-rounded human being
  with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three old stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out Of Me....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Physicist (Theoretical): Shit SHOULD happen.