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  Will I? Well, of course you will. All the other slaves will be black....
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  ..in a _bag_. -- Edmund to Melchett : Captain Cook...
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  I mean, there may have been a few more armament factories, and not _quite_ as many elephants, but....
• I have a cunning plan to get us out of being killed, sir.
  Oh yes? What is it? Cooking... I see. (moves off) -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
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  So this girl comes over from a girls' college the other day and she says, "How old should a girl be before she goes to a prom in a strapless dress?...
• I have a cunning plan -- Baldric from BlackAdder (I - IV)
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  From an old joke about two lions who, escaping from the zoo, split up to increase their chances but agree to meet after 2 months....
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...