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• For myself, I can only say that I am astonished and somewhat terrified at the results of this evening's experiments.
  Astonished at the wonderful power you have developed, and terrified at the thought that so much hideous and bad music may be put on record forever....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I never saw so many shocking bad hats in my life.
  -- Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington (1769-1852) -- Upon seeing the first Reformed Parliame...
• And you may ask yourself "Am I right? ... Am I wrong?
  And you may say to yourself "MY GOD! ... WHAT HAVE I DONE?" -- The Talking Head...
• May you live forever with a beautiful wife, a rose garden, and music, and have the eyes, nose, and ears of a stone.
• After a power outage:) Hi, this is Ralph. The good news is that my power is back on.
  The bad news for you is, so is my answering machine....
• INJECTION Medical procedure especially developed to scare the shit out of the patient, and give the doctor a feeling of power.
  Just sit very still, Mr Jones, while I stick this bloody great needle in you....
• People will inevitably associate me with my father, but I would not have anyone believe that I am trading on the name Edison.
  I would rather have you know me merely as the result of one of my father's earlier experiments....
• While the engineer developed his thesis, the director leaned over to his assistant and whispered, "Did you ever hear of why the sea is salt?
  "Why the sea is salt?" whispered back the assistant....