Related:

• I am convinced that the manufacturers of carpet odor removing powder have included encapsulated time released cat urine in their products.
  This technology must be what prevented its distribution during my mom's reign....
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but ..
  . -- I have to floss my cat. -- I've dedicated my life to linguini....
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to floss my cat.
  -- I've dedicated my life to linguini. -- I need to spend more time with my blender....
• The more I know men, the better I like my cat.
• I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.
• I have my cat's permission to use the computer.
• The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.